from the Texas Petrochemical Underarm
There's no crying in baseball, the saying goes, but this mess is a crying shame.
Well maybe they could incorporate the poo poo into a logo ala the crazy orange uniforms the Astros wore some time ago. Some sort of shooting star effect, you know. Maybe even feed the birds something that caused their output to be colored, and vary between bird to bird to achieve a naturally random "rainbow" effect that would change over time. Could be a new tourist attraction, I can already hear Ed Brandon: "Word is that Ryan is looking especially good right now down in Alvin, be sure to check him out before it rains on Saturday".
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